Sunday, January 22, 2006

VANITY FAIRNESS

You have every right to feel anger and to confront whichever insensitive goons you suspect have been giving you the runaround or causing you grief. But you need to be able to use your head and express frustration appropriately, in ways that will advance your cause, not create more enmity or alienation. The fixed cross of Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn in your solar angular houses (blah, blah, blah) can release enormous reserves of energy, which when channeled into your career could produce miracles. Flailing about in blind rages only gives you excess stomach acid.
--- My Monthly Horoscope in Vanity Fair

My situation at work has improved due to the lovely lady pictured below. Her name is Debbie. She stocks gift cards for all the Borders in the area. I convinced her to get her son to volunteer to play Harry Potter at our book release party, in July of last year. He was a very nice, bright young man, and he did a great job as ol' Scarhead, the wizard prodigy. Anyway, I have won Debbie's favor during our time working together; so much so that she wanted to set me up with her eighteen year old daughter! I hated to tell her how old I really was (maybe I should've lied!), but I was flattered by the offer. To make a long story short, when she was at Nancy (our new manager)'s store, stocking cards, Debbie spent a good half hour (she says) telling Nancy good things about me. She says it's only fair, and that I deserve it. I love you, Debbie! You're the greatest! Also, Nancy's old store is not closing down, as was recently rumored, and so her old employees will not be migrating over to our location to take our jobs...

A word of caution, though: I don't know how much Jerry S. will back me up on this. He recently told me that I am quote "not a detail oriented person", but that he had no reservations about my customer service skills (an area in which he says I'm the ideal employee).

Incidentally, there are so many other options and possibilites opening up for me every day that, even if I don't get Jerry's job come June, there are better things out there.

(P.S. The Lockhart Chronicles can still be accessed via the link to the right.)



Debbie & Dobby.

(I was going to use a picture of Debbie with her son and call it

"Debbie, Harry".

But no such photo exists.

Fans of new wave music will get that joke.)

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

FEBRUARY 17TH - MARA'S BIRTHDAY

TO

FROM

Saturday, January 14, 2006

I AM THE WALRUS

You scored as John Lennon.



John Lennon

93%

Jimi Hendrix

83%

Jim Morrison

80%

Keith Moon

70%

Syd Vicious

65%


Which Famous Dead musician are You?
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This is not exactly a fair quiz. There's no Janis Joplin, Mama Cass Elliot, or Nancy Spungen.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

RESTLESS SPIRITS

Yesterday, I went to White Rock Lake with Chris. We visited all the old stomping grounds. Enormous John Junkill's former residence was one of them. Other than a few minor changes, it is still basically the same as ever. The yard and the little culdesac where the house is located still offer the same remarkable view of both the lake, itself, and downtown Dallas. Back in the 80's (during the Cold War hype and hysteria), Enormous John used to say, if anything ever really did happen, he would lay back, relax, and spend his last few minutes on Earth watching the bombs go off over Big D.

Chris and I also paid a visit to the Bath House Cultural Center. For years, after it's heyday in the 1940's and 50's, it fell into disuse and disrepair (as did the entire lake and park). We remembered it as an empty building, frequented by troublemakers (like us) and overrun with their beer cans, cigarette butts, and graffiti. These days, it's been reborn and refurbished and is, once again, used for plays, musicals, and social events. We went inside, briefly, and looked about. Not exactly posh, but nice enough.

We travelled all the old roads and mysterious pathways that crisscross and encircle each other all around the lake. There was an observation point with (free) telescopes for viewing activity out on the water or on the far shores. We saw a boating dock where the White Rock rowing club was launching a few kayaks. There were also cranes, geese, and ducks all over the place. We even saw a plaque commemorating an official WRL Day, back in 1995, and claiming eternal rights to the lore and legend of the Lady of the Lake. (I'm pretty sure, though, that the specter of a drowned socialite is a common myth at urban oases everywhere.) Looking at the plaque, I thought of the popularity-courting Mayor Quimby from the Simpsons, and how, with his Kennedy-like drawl, he constantly dedicates days to people, places, and events.

Some of the houses around WRL are palacial, with huge lawns that cascade down to the lakeside road. Others are smaller and simply unique and interesting, and were probably built around the 1930's or '40's. These got me thinking that, if I ever won the lottery (or wrote a bestselling book), I would buy homes all over the world. A castle or a farm somewhere in the British Isles (possibly next door to Sir Paul McCartney, himself, on the famous Mull of Kintyre ... in my dreams, that is). A hobbit hole (or house) in New Zealand; like an earthship. A flat in London. A little hideaway in Japan, Hong Kong, or Singapore. And one of those big houses by WRL, so that I could come home to visit friends and family. All of whom would live in a variety of wondrous homes, bought for them by me.
Ah, dreaming ...I'd forgotten how ... goddamn job.

We drove all around the area. Did some hiking about. I was reminded of a scene in the bonus features from the Monty Python and the Holy Grail dvd. In it, Terry Jones and Michael Palin return to the places where they filmed the movie decades before. They are now two sweet little old men, a far cry from the rapacious young satarists of years earlier. The two of them visit the legendary scenes from their youth (the castle of the French taunting, the killer rabbit's cave, the Gorge of Eternal Peril) , sending themselves up, and having a jolly time reminiscing about their young and crazy days with the Pythons.

There were no signs of any ethereal ladies, even though Chris kept claiming to see mysterious hitchhikers and threatening to pick them up. Nor did we see any virgin-sacrificing satanists. Not that the latter didn't actually exist (at least in some capacity) atop Flagpole Hill on dark nights, so long ago, when the area was still rundown and largely abandoned.

The legendary phantom island, I discovered, is not actually an appartion, as I had originally believed, but rather a recurring mistake made by map-makers. It seems that almost every map of White Rock Lake (especially the computer generated kind) depicts an island in the lake's center, alternately dubbed Belle or Bonnie Belle Island. In fact, this land mass does not, and has never, existed and is a mysterious fabrication on the part of mapmakers. Thus, the disappearing island.

I've also heard fish stories about monstrous catfish. Something about a body of water really brings out the yarnspinner in people. It is true, however, that German POWS were incarcarated in the military facility that stood on the shore of White Rock during WW2.

Sprawling for more than 1000 acres, in the shadows of downtown Dallas, the lake and park are - yes, folks - bigger than Central Park.

As of yet, no lake monsters have been sighted in White Rock. But I've got photoshop, so anything could happen.

I enjoyed our visit to the lake, quite a bit. It made work seem far away, and I started dreaming and thinking of things bigger and more important than that little bookstore and how suffocating and limiting it can be. I really think I should write more. I think that, if I don't, then I'm not really serving my purpose here. Maybe that's a bit dramatic, but I really do feel the need and the desire to do it. Even if all that ever comes of it is an old tome, a family heirloom, great-great-grandpa Benny's crazy book of kooky half-truths and weird imaginings; passed down through generations and read by the parents to their kids.

Or maybe it would be discovered in an attic trunk somewhere, dusted off and appreciated by some descendant of mine. That'd be cool.

Of course, selling millions of copies and bumping elbows with J.K. Rowling and Dan Brown wouldn't suck, either. But that's less important than doing what I love and feeling good about it. And a helluva lot less likely.

It'll be overacheiving (for me) to even finish a book, much less peddle it to a publisher or sell even one copy.

Just finishing it would be okay with me.

Kicking around on a piece of ground in your hometown
waiting for someone or something to show you the way
- Pink Floyd

Sunday, January 08, 2006

ZOSO, GUAPO, FAXOIDS, AND SEIJIN SHIKI


Today was the birthday of two great guitarists. Jimmy Page (left) of Led Zeppelin. He "comes from the land of the ice and snow. From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow". And Guapo Gustavo (above, with me at Abuello's). He "comes from the town next to Mexico. From the desert land where the Grande flows". Or El Paso.

Happy Birthday, lads. Keep rockin'.

It was a frustrating day for me, personally. I had to get a new cover for my front right blinker light, so that I could pass inspection. I went online and found a cheap place that could send it to me by Wednesday. But they needed to fax me over an order form, so that I could fax them back with my debit card information. And a photo copy of my driver's license. Being that I don't have a fax machine, I gave them the fax number at Borders. The guy said he would send it immediately, so I wouldn't waste a trip to work. So I drove all the way out there (during my vacation) and waited for half an hour for the fax to arrive.

It never did.

Realizing that I had negelected to bring their phone number with me, I went all the way back home and called them again. So they said they would fax over another copy. Then I called work and got Jerry S. to check and see if my fax had finally come through. He said, "Yes. In fact, there are two of them." I said, "Fine. Just put it in my mailbox. I'll come get it tomorrow." No way in hell was I driving back up to work during my vacation. Besides, any orders sent to the auto parts place after 4pm wouldn't be processed until the next day, anyway.
So, if I fax it tomorrow, I can get the part by Thursday. And, possibly, I can get my car inspected then or on Friday.

On a brighter note, today was seijin shiki, the Japanese coming-of-age ceremony. Celebrated, annually, on the second Monday in January, seijin shiki centers around the passage into adulthood which, traditionally, occurs at age twenty. The festivities usually take place in the morning at local city offices. Gifts are presented to the new adults. Local officials give speeches. All the local residents, who will reach the age of twenty during that school year, are invited. Women wear a furisode, and men, traditionally, wear a hakama (each a unique type of kimono). However, these days, many of the young men and women wear modern business attire. (So there's variety.)
After the official ceremonies have ended, the new adults often go out to drink and party with their friends. Evening trains are filled with wobbly, drunken twenty-year olds heading home.

Happy seijin shiki!

Bibliography:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seijin_Shiki

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAD

My dad shares a birthday with Elvis Presley.

The similarities end there.

Thank God!

Saturday, January 07, 2006

SATURDAY

Energy to spare today. I couldn't seem to make myself get tired.

Walked 13 miles along the Chisholm Trail. Saw cranes and ducks galore. Lots of families with their kids. Tried to create a statistic for who does and does not return "hellos" on the trail.

Based on my very loose "research", elderly people are the most friendly category (or stereotype, if you must). Adults (20ish-40ish) tend to try to be "cool", or appear occupied with their own endeavors. Teens are the worst. And children are either gushingly friendly, or understandably cautious about talking to strangers.

These observations may be unique to the area. In other parts of the world, the elderly might chase you with clubs while the teens bathe your feet in fragrant oils.

Still energetic, I went to the Witchy Woods and blazed a trail past Junk Hill, Guapo Gulch, and all those other places named for my friends. The sun was westering and the shadows were growing long. Cool breeze. Loads of energy. Couldn't stop.

Bought a new desk calendar at Office Depot, and some cheap blue jeans at Old Navy.

Right now, I am working out as I write this missive. It's like this: do a set, write a paragraph, do a set, write a paragraph -- ad infinitum.

Whew! Just blasted away with the bent curl bar; concentrated curls on the little padded thingy. Mmm. Hurts so bad, but it feels so good.

Tomorrow I am going to buy a pedometer to see how far I am really walking, instead of having to guestimate all the time. Maybe I'll wear it at w-

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Sorry. On vacation. Can't say that word.

Friday, January 06, 2006

GODSPEED, LITTLE DOODLE

The first day of vacation ...

I was pantless until about 4pm. Just me and my boxer shorts all day long. Rerun went outside to play. I stayed in and doodled on the computer. And napped. And ate. And yawned. And napped some more.

Called the parents.

Took a long, hot bath. Laid in the tub for an hour, periodically reheating the water with partial drainings and refills. Meditated on nothing. Safe in the womb.

Finally, got up, got dressed, went out and had Chinese food at The Great Wall. Very tasty.

Came home again.

More of the same.

So lazy. So useless.

So happy.

Note:
Suffered from occasional bouts of anxiety: shouldn't I be doing something? These didn't last...

Thursday, January 05, 2006

UNO MAS

One more day!
Just ONE!
And I'll be on VACATION!


I've got a lot planned, but I'll mostly go with the flow. I don't want to feel like I have to accomplish everything I've got in my brain. If I do just some of it, I'll have done a lot. Besides, vacations are meant to be relaxing.

For sure, I plan to write. Everyday. To document my adventures. My blog will be full.

There will also be lots of hiking, working out, and visiting places I don't normally get to visit. I plan to make the best possible use of my home town and the surrounding areas. I'll go out to Denton. I've got a date there, with identical twins. Yep, it's true. But they're actually two young girls who work part-time at Borders; Leisa and Lindsey. It's not a REAL date! More like a Big Brother excursion. I just think it would be fun to visit the old stomping grounds and show those kids all the fun stuff to do in Little D.

Denton has a wonderful town square which features Beth Ann's ice cream shop; a reasonably authentic antique style soda and desserts joint. They have amazing ice cream (you get to mix in your own ingredients, like they do at the Marble Slab), and they often feature homemade cobbler that is out of this world! There's also the Old Opera House Bookstore - a used book outlet that is located, if you haven't guessed, in an old opera house. There are winding stairways lined with books. Even the bathrooms, basement, and closets have shelves of books in them. There's room after room, like a maze! It's an amazing place. I think the girls will dig it, because they're very artistic; art majors, in fact. I'll show them the famous tattoo parlour on Frye Street, too. Whether or not they get any tats is up to them. But their mother would kill me, so I'll try to talk them out of it. There are also numerous coffee houses, jazz joints, and (of course) the Flying Tomato - known for it's delicious pizza; the cornerstone of many a college student's diet.

I also want to pay a visit White Rock Lake, Dallas' most famous (only mention-worthy) urban oasis. It's our Central Park (though I'm sure it pales in comparison). There's a lot to see and do. The Bath House Cultural Center. The Dallas Arboretum. And massive hiking mileage is possible on the White Rock Trail.

The lake and the surrounding hills, woods, railroad tracks, old neighborhoods, and cemeteries are steeped in urban tall tales.

There is Bonnie Belle Island, a phantom land mass which appears and disappears at random. And, of course, there is the famous Lady of the Lake. She's a flapper-era hitchhiker from beyond the grave who, they say, wanders the foggy, lakeside roads, late at night, flagging down unsuspecting motorists. There also used to be tales of Satan worshipping weirdos performing bizarre rituals up on Flagpole Hill, which overlooks the dark waters. And, supposedly, the lake's depths are littered with gangster skeletons in cement shoes.

(And some people tell stories about Groovy Ol' Joel, a spectral hippy who haunts the town houses on the lake's west side...)

However, I won't be doing any ghost-hunting, fishing for Jimmy Hoffa, or rescuing any virgins from Aleister Crowley (or from Joel). My activities will all be in daylight. With my medicine bag in one hand and my car keys in the other.

For more about the legends of the lake: see Enormous John Junkill's excellent write-up at:
http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1766193
Junkill used to live in a classy old place near the lakeside. I spent a lot of time at his house, as a younger person and, believe me, that area is spooky enough at night, to inspire all kinds of strange yarns. Be they truth or fiction.

I also look forward to getting the house clean and lurvly, doing some cooking (curry, especially), practicing my math skills for school, visiting schools (like UNT, UTD, etc.), buying a new printer and either a scanner or a digital camera, and spending lots of time with Rerun.

Just one more day...

Monday, January 02, 2006

THE MEANING OF LIFE

If you've ever wondered what it's all about, or felt depressed, unhappy, worthless, or useless; or wondered why people suffer and die, or why there's so much violence in the world; or even if you just want to take issue with someone else's POV -- click the link below. This is not a mean-spirited joke. No rude surprises.

http://users.aristotle.net/~diogenes/meaning1.htm