Pan-dimensional Tourism (aka PDT)

I am seriously considering a career in pan-dimensional tourism.

Magic is everywhere, but only the well-trained pan-dimensional adventurer (such as myself) knows how (and where) to find it. As a PDT guide, I would take people out into the urban wilderness and show them all the things they have been missing.

Charter your pan-dimensional tour now. Meet your handsome guide. Travel naked by torchlight. Get lost and starve. Eat your handsome guide. Pay with tears and laughter (and money).

I could even open up a school for PDT guide training.

The pan-dimensional tour is coming to take you away. Coming to take you away, take you today.