MOONLIGHTING AS A MASKED CRIME FIGHTER

I am convinced that I have two very distinct personalities.

Take right now for instance. I am unexplainably, undeniably (minus the Taurean horns and hooves) MELLOW.

And I think ...

That's going to be my new super hero alter ego.

MELLOW FELLOW.

I'll have a big MF printed on my chest, which come to think of it, will make a lot of people laugh at me.

Especially Samuel L. Jackson.

But I'll just be too mellow to let their boffola get to me, because mellowness will be my super power, my armor, my shield, my weapon. Delivered with a wink and a smile, my super hero catch phrase will be: "Hip and groovy!"

Stay tuned for the further adventures of MELLOW FELLOW.

COMING UP -- My arch enemy:

CAPTAIN EMO.